December 17, 2003

Just in Time for Giving

Your very own Ann Coulter action figure. If the doll is realistic, the cause of her crankiness is self-evident: she must be hungry all the time. (Thanks RB!)

Posted at December 17, 2003 02:43 PM
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At least the doll seems to be on clearance. That means it's not selling, right?

Posted by: Janni on December 17, 2003 03:03 PM

These dolls actually do sell OK, although my understanding is that the Ann Coulter doll isn't doing all that well. What's most frightening about the site selling them is the small picture of Miss Hitler herself - she looks like a famine victim.

Posted by: Ian on December 19, 2003 05:29 PM

I am semi-persuaded that we will eventually hear of her being arrested on charges of shoplifting and disorderly conduct.

Posted by: Ann on December 22, 2003 12:55 PM

This is the perfect representation of Ann Coulter. Phony, plastic, more anorexic than Barbie, unable to change her expression out of that know-it-all smirk, an empty head full of stale air and unable to say anything that hasn't been put on her memory chip by her conservative male creators. Don't bother going to talk shows now, Ann, send the doll! She'll say everything you ever do!

Posted by: Mercedes Lackey on January 21, 2004 08:09 AM

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